Reviews

//a
cautionary tale of gaming gone wrong

YOU
CANNOT DEFEAT THE POWER OF MY BRRRRRRAIN

The
thickest, meatiest portion of my site is this game review archive. Fueled
by frustration, annoyance, and sometimes outright rage, join me as I take
a journey to discover which old and new games merely suck, and which ones
will probably give you cancer. Note that newer reviews can be found

Was
at one point updated ‘weekly’ instead of ‘whenever.’

//features

Contrapalooza!(Semi-Finished)
Frustration Factor
King of Fighters: Love Connection
Does Color Dreams Dream of Electric…
Trees?

Master of Unlocking
McTendo
Chrono Cross
Final Fantasy VIII(Unfinished)
Survival Horror A-Go-Go(Unfinished)

SNK: So Long, And Thanks for All the Fists
StarTropics: A Travelogue
Dr Mario: A History of Malpractice

//best
of the worst:

Abadox:The
Deadly Inner War(NES)

Ani-Mayhem(CCG)
Captain Novolin(SNES)
Circus Caper(NES)
Dynowarz(NES)
Evil Zone(PSX)

Heavy Gear(PC/CD-ROM)
The Immortal(NES)
Karateka(NES)
The Lost Word(sic) of JeNnY(NES)
Magic: The Gathering- Battlemage
(PSX)

Miracle Girls(SNES)
Out Of This World(SNES)
Phantom Fighter(NES)
Predator(NES/Unguarded Piledriver)

Popeye(NES)

Rise of the Robots(SNES/PC)
Stanley: The Search for Dr. Livingston(NES)
Superman(NES)
TimeLord(NES)
TMNT: Tournament Fighters(NES)

To the Earth(NES)
Tomb Raider(PSX)

//fighting
games

Cyberbots(Arcade)

Ehrgeiz(PSX)
Galaxy Fight(Neo-Geo)
Guilty Gear Isuka(PS2)
Guilty Gear XX [aka: double-zechs]
(PS2)

Gundam: Battle Assault 1&2; Endless
Duel& G-Gundam (PS1)
The King of Fighters 2003(Neo-Geo)
Marvel vs. Capcom(PSX)
Rage of the Dragons(Neo-Geo)

Samurai Shodown V(Neo-Geo)
SNK v. Capcom: Chaos(Neo-Geo)
Super Variable Geo(w/ Pretty
Fighter)(SNES)
Waku Waku 7(Neo-Geo)
Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer(Neo-Geo)

• 1943(NES)
• Adventures
  of Bayou Billy(NES)
• Amazing
  Tater(GB)
• A
  Mind Forever Voyaging(PC)
• CABAL(NES)
• Cool
  World(NES)
• Clash
  at Demonhead(NES)
• Dance
  Dance Revolution (Arcade/PS2/ Shamelessness)
• D&D:
  Shadow over Mystara (Arcade)
• Disgaea(PS2)
• Dr.
  Mario(NES)
• Eliminator
  Boat Duel(NES)
• EVO:
  The Search for Eden(SNES)
• FOTON:
  The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth(…guess.)/Dash Galaxy
• Garfield:
  A Week of Garfield(NES)
• Gunman’s
  Proof (SNES)/Metalgun Slinger(GBA)
• Guilty
  Gear: Dust Strikers(NDS)
• Gunstar
  Super Heroes(GBA)
• Halo(X-Box)
• Idinaloq(PC/Freeware)
• Karnov(NES)
• Kendo
  Rage(SNES)
• Killer7(PS2)
• Killer
  Instinct(SNES)
• The
  Krion Conquest(NES)
• Legacy
  of the Wizard(NES)
• Macross:
  Scramble(d) Valkyrie(SNES)
• The
  Magician (NES)
• Magnum
  Kiki Ippatsu: Empire City 1942(NES)
• Makai
  Kingdom(PS2)
• Mario’s
  Time Machine/Mario is Missing(NES)
• Mario&Luigi:
  Superstar Saga(GBA)
• Megaman
  Legends 1&2/Battle Network(PSX/GBA)
• Mega
  Turrican (Genesis)
• Metal
  Slug Advance (GBA
• The
  Misadventures of Tron Bonne(PSX)
• Riviera:
  The Promised Land(GBA)
• Samurai
  Pizza Cats(NES)
• SD
  Gundam Heroes(NES)
• Sigma
  Star Saga(GBA)
• Street
  Fighter 2010(NES)
• Star
  Ocean: The Second Story(PSX)
• The
  Guardian Legend(NES)
• Tokimeki
  Memorial(SNES)
• WURM:
  Journey to the Center of the Earth(NES)