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Displaying tremendous initiative, Kevin stays put. Fortunately, King Hippo stupidly wandered out of Operations Central and into his trap. Of course it was a trap! Captain N didn't get his job by just playing video games all day. Well... maybe he did. But the point is, he's a cunning adversary, and being told to stay put was all a part of his master plan! We also gain valuable insight into that question that has plagued man since the dark ages of the late 80's and early 90's- What would King Hippo taste like? Now that I know he tastes worse than crocodile, all I need to do is find, kill, and eat an alligator, and use that as a point of reference. I imagine he tastes like Lou Ferrigno's loofa pad. Which in turn, I imagine to taste like of like spoiled fish and lemon juice with a hint of dead squirrel. |