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Oh, the buffet of vileness Valiant Comics serves up! As Mother Brain and King Hippo share an International Coffee moment while discussing her desire to dominate adolescent boys and his career-induced mental inhibition, Lana and Icarus continue to be in awe of Kevin's bodily functions. Let me tell you something, you miniskirted little zinge, take a whiff of Wolverine or Savage Dragon sometime and tell me how good heroes smell. Just then, a gang of roving alligators attack! Even though they look more like they belong in Ninja Turtles, I'm going to be generous and say they're the eerily intelligent gators from Bayou Billy. They do have a tendency to drop knives and clubs in a fight, so it's not much to imagine them in slick Armani doing a Routine 26 on some stiffs. ...even at a time like this, Cap can only think of grabbing his Zapper. |