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And so, the bad guys go flying off into the sunset, Cap gets his brain back, Lana and Icarus remain morons, and everything basically worked out in the end. Or so you'd think! Poor Duke developed a complex drawing him into a web of obsession over Princess Lana's misguided affection towards him in Kevin's body. He even went so far as to steal her undergarments, which they of course blamed on Kid Icarus. Finally working up the courage to ask her out for breakfast at a Borders Books& Music, she broke the news to him that she "wasn't into that kind of thing." Duke overdosed on doggie painkillers that night, and Lana plunged into a deep depression. She escaped into a haze of drugs, sex, and loud music. She and her lover Princess Zelda performed at Lilith Fair with their own brand of 8-bit syntho driveling, but the crowds didn't take well to their unique style. They broke up shortly thereafter, and things started to look up after Lana checked into rehab, but a jealous Captain N beat her in a drunken rage, sending her into a long-term coma. Join us next week on Captain N: Behind the Jacket. |