The Best Day Ever

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Since we upgraded from a grocery store to a ‘little-of-everything-mart,’ we’ve been all but counting the days until they tore the old storefront down. And guess who the lucky photographer was?

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Every American deserves to see a former place of work destroyed. It’s very cathartic. Almost makes you need a tissue. To make things all the more awesome is finding out that the company doing the demolition has the same surname as me!

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It is a little off-putting that the company saw fit to send me in past the fences without a hardhat or anything. Debris only managed to ding one van in the whole place.

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On the way back inside, I noticed a pretty steady stream of debris, and a spreading crack along the side of the awning. Gave me a nice chance to burn more clock time waiting…

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For the fricking thing to come tumbling down! Note the white car hurriedly shifting into reverse and the woman covering her ears. Incidentally, the noise wasn’t half as bad as I thought. If I hadn’t been outside I wouldn’t have even noticed. I missed the first half of the awning coming down.

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Ohshi- I left my eye drops in there.

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