kidfenris.com: This Is Not My Beautiful Wife.

Ah, the things when you go browsing old posts on sites you don’t check often enough.

So, it’s been an eventful few weeks for Our Hero (me, morons), though not so much for you since I haven’t been writing anything. It also seems that me not updating with nonsense postings about ‘cutting edge’ games everyone else has already played or making fun of Nintendo Power’s promotional material has lead to an outbreak of the swine flu. I apologize, my loyal readers. By the way, a spoonful of salt washed down with some vinegar and rubbing alcohol will fix that flu right up.

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Ok, now that anyone who believed that is weeded out of the gene pool, let me bring you up to speed on the situation here. Neither here or my comic is in danger of going under or being given up on, I’ve just been too busy to get into much of anything, and when I haven’t been, I’ve been attempting to lobotomize myself with loud, stupid, and violent video games to get my mind off of the busy parts. I’m also in the middle of packing up all my crap to move back across town since the lease expired and I think I’d like to trade up to someplace slightly safer from windstorms, has a full bath, and drinkable water.

Oh yeah. And not being across the street from the epicenter of the local high school’s pride march arrangement center or whatever will be nice too, since when I’m not looking at it, the screaming children and honking cars sound a hell of a lot like a series of fatal hit-and-runs.