Representing
our planet Earth: The Ridgemont High Marching Band brandishing flags
with planets whose names sound like parts of the female anatomy.
Her hair was blond,
nearly white, like hair dyed in peroxide, it was smooth, not very
thick, with a part in the center and she had big blue eyes, rather
long than round, for they slanted outward, like those pencil-drawn
girls make to look like Arabian princesses, that look as if they
were slit. That was what they were like, except that they were natural;
there was no make-up. Her nose was straight, not pointed, nor turned-up,nor
too big. The contour of her face was different, though, because
she had very high, prominent cheekbones that made her face look
very wide, wider than that of an Indio native. Underneath her cheekbones
her face narrowed to a peak, so that all of a sudden it ended in
a pointed chin, which gave the lower part of her face a very pointed
look. Her lips were very thin, nearly invisible in fact.
He's
talking about a Gray in a Marilyn Monroe wig.
Her ears, which I
only saw later, were small and did not seam any different from ordinary
ears. Her high cheekbones gave one the impression that there was
a broken bone somewhere underneath, but as I discovered later, they
were soft and fleshy to the touch, so they did not seem to be made
of bone.
'Uriel'
is also soft and fleshy to the touch. She seems to be made of ham
wrapped in leather. However, the idea that anyone with make it with
her, even under threat of alien brain devouring, is regarded by
skeptics and believers alike as, "ludicrous."
Her body was much
more beautiful that any I have ever seen before. It was slim, and
her breasts stood up high and well separated. Her waistline was
thin, her belly flat, her hips well developed, and her thighs were
large. her feet were small, her hands long and narrow. her fingers
and nails were normal.
B. Orchid,
deformed Killer Instinct icon also fits this description.
She was much shorter
than I am, her head only reaching my shoulder. Her skin was white,
as that of our fair women here, and she was full of freckles on
her arms.
The woman came to Antonio and embraced him, rubbing her head against
his face from side to side. She made it clear to Antonio what she
wanted, and he cooperated with the inevitable as they moved to the
couch. They had sex twice, and then she began to pull away from him.
Of course I would never exchange her for one of ours! I like one
you can talk to, understand, and get along with, and with this woman
that was impossible. Some of the growls that came from her at certain
times nearly spoiled everything, as they gave me the disagreeable
impression of lying with an animal.
See
my comment about him being the real-life Tenchi?
One thing
that I noticed was that she never kissed me. I remember that at one
time she opened her mouth as if to do so, but instead of that she
bit me softly on the chin, which of course was not a kiss.
Another thing that
I noticed was the hair in her armpits was bright red, nearly the
color of blood.
If there was a detail
he could have omitted in favor of a more revolting sex scene, this
would be it.
A little while after
we separated, the door opened. One of the men appeared at the doorstep
and called out to the woman, who left the room. But before leaving
she turned to me, pointed to her belly, and smilingly, as well as
she could smile, pointed to the sky, southward, I should say. Then
she went away. I interpreted the signs as meaning to say that she
intended to return and take me with her to wherever it was that
she lived.
You
are one thick man, Charlie Brown.
That
is why I still felt afraid: If they came back to fetch me, I'd be
lost. I don't wish to part from my folks nor from my country, by no
means so!
The men brought Antonio's clothes to him, and he was taken on a
tour of the craft. After the grand tour, Antonio was escorted to
the door and motioned out. He watched as the craft rose and then
sped off at incredible speed. Antonio checked the time and found
that he had spent over four hours on the craft.
OVER
four hours?
A few months later,
Antonio responded to an ad in a magazine asking for people to report
any experiencers with flying saucers. As a result of this, Antonio
was brought to Rio de Janiero where he was examined and interviewed
by Doctor Olave Fontes, M.D., to whom he told this story on February
22, 1958.
So... if I stay up for
a few consecutive days doing menial farm labor until I hallucinate
lights and have a vivid extraterrestrial sexual fantasy, then tell
someone about it, I get a free trip to Rio.
Get me my Rolodex.