Yes, Kevin Keene was truly one hot
item. What with his Super Mario poster, customized
"N" jacket, and his very own scarf-wearing dog
bringing him a chocolate-chip granola bar. But even his Jerrold cable converter box and wall-mounted pie chart (undoubtedly showing how good he was at nintendo) couldn't save him from his destiny- to spend the rest of his life helping video game characters kill other video game characters. Notice in the last panel, they add a glowy effect on Lana's wand. This was done to make it appear she had some sort of useful talent, like fireball summoning or more likely, having low starting HP and lots of healing spells. In reality, Princess Lana's powers are limited to standing behind Captain N and delivering occasional exposition. I hear after he saved Videoland and returned home, he went on to be murdered by one of those fanatical Dungeons and Dragons clans. |
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