And frankly, I don’t think I’ll have ever been happier to see the holidays swish by like so much scenery on an involuntary road trip.
With motion sickness.
EDIT: I should probably elaborate that I’m not just suffering from humbugs or Yule Lice or anything like that, I’m actually in a pretty good mood for a guy who spent the weekend with a numb face and capped it off with a finicky car. I’m glad I’ve got friends and family to help out in a pinch.
I’d just like the pinching to stop for a while. Please?
