After way too much hunting around, I stopped in a Best Buy on a whim while on the way back from the art store yesterday. Huzzah! I finally found a stinking Wii console and snapped it up along with Hyper Hype Bros. Brawl and a classic controller which will probably see a good amount of Virtual Console related abuse.
Anywho, if anyone wants to join me braiding each other’s hair, or trading Mii’s or whatever it is you people do with these things, my Wii’s friend code is 2374-8148-0420-0420. My SSB-specific code is 5026-4901-8645 but I don’t know how much I’ll mess with online play, at least until I unlock Snake.
…oh crap. Snake… SNAAAAKE!! (I gotta plow through the MGS Essentials collection before I get another few years behind the curve.)