BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
The Short Version: A pretty clever design for a 2-D fighter. Do people still play those? The Long Version: First off, I'd like to thank the site's backend for making me think that my draft…
Tag: Reviews
WTF G1: Exhibit A-“Sea Change”
Nostalgia is a damn powerful thing, especially for 80's spawn like myself. The opiates of 'toys' and 'cartoons' were allowed to intermingle and form some sort of new, more potent form of marketing methamphetamine. That's…
Packy&Marlon
Nope, nothing vaguely sexual here. Packy&Marlon(SNES) Raya Systems and A Medical Supply Company With Cash To Burn The Short Version: The other SNES game for diabetics. Yep. The Long Version: Pull up the splatter sheet.…
No Need To Shoot Yourself
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor (NDS) 2009 Atlus The Short Version: It's a comfy patchwork quilt, made of Pokemon, Tactics, The World Ends With You, and stuffed full of nice, fluffy LUCIFER The Long Version:…
7? Really, now?
Metal Slug 7 (NDS) 2008 SNK Playmore/Ignition The Short Version: Hey look. It's a new Metal Slug game. I wonder if you get to shoot droves of dopey looking soldiers, save hostages, then fight a…