Metal Slug 7 (NDS)
2008 SNK Playmore/Ignition

The Short Version: Hey look. It’s a new Metal Slug game. I wonder if you get to shoot droves of dopey looking soldiers, save hostages, then fight a gigantic contraption at the end of every level? It would sure be great if they could work some kind of a dating sim element in there too!

The Long Version:Continue reading 7? Really, now?