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The new Tickle-Me Elmo!

The new Tickle-Me Elmo! published on 1 Comment on The new Tickle-Me Elmo!

I try not to dredge up my day job too much here too often, as engrossing as the world of retail is to readers young and old; but I have a whole new kinda gripe this week. Thanks to the local news station running some kind of Tornado Preparedness Month spot, which mentions our stores are carrying all-weather emergency radios *at a steep discount!*, what was once a low-demand impulse item is now flying off the shelfs so fast we have a two-page waiting list for the next shipment.

Emergency radios aren’t exactly cutting edge technology. Nor are tornadoes and thunderstorms only a recent phenomena (caused by George W.!) The normally-ignored safety patrol has always suggested keeping a small battery-powered radio handy in case of power outages or bad weather. Hell, we had the radios last year and nobody got this rabid about them. We had a mother of five respond to the limit of two items by wondering (aloud of course) “Well… I guess I’ll have to decide which of my kids will get one.”

If I see that damn radio one more time...

Maybe I’m missing something. Maybe it turns into a sassy talking robot toy that dispenses crack cocaine and teaches children how to spell, love, and believe in themselves. I can’t imagine these things costing much more than the $29.99 we charge, but damned if their homepage doesn’t list an MSRP of fifty bucks.
Now, if said special radio could actually CHANGE the weather, heck. Sold.

One of those existential things?

One of those existential things? published on 5 Comments on One of those existential things?

I sense a disturbance in the Force. Or possibly a manic spell.

I haven’t gotten to do much else with the Game Project other than some sprites for the main character. Who.. might be changed entirely for the actual finished product! Here’s the scoop on “TGR.”

As you might’ve guessed, TGR stands for The Guardian Revival,  and it’s sorta been my working title. The prior scribble postings had prelim designs for “Miriya” as well as two other Guardians who may or may not be playable in the end. (Probably not, I wanna emphasize customizing one character rather than swapping off.)

The biggest sticking point I’m having at the concept level is how close to the original I wanna be. I already have an outline of a plot ready that basically serves as a remake, but I’d rather not risk getting shut down like that dude who wanted to do a 3-D Chrono remake (I said as if Compile were in any shape…) and try for something a bit more original but keeping in the original flavor. And for some reason the idea of a weapon-selling convenience mart a la Gun*Nac really sounds sweet.

Anyway, It feels good to take a break from the self-imposed deadlines of RK, though I’m still doing plenty of drawing for the sake of self improvement/not getting rusty. Track 1 re-take has a couple penciled pages already. I think I’m going to go back to two weekly pages when I resume, and try to get Gatling going for reals. If only because said character is really, really fun to draw.

I don’t know what next year’s con mag’ll be yet. I may shoot for something short and self contained, or do a couple short chapters for the established comics. I’ve been kicking around the idea of a more ‘reality-grounded’ short story, i.e.; no giant robots or teenagers who catch themselves on fire and turn into dragons. It’d definitely be a change of pace.

Man, I do have to say, it feels kinda good to have so many projects in line, even if I don’t have time to do them all right away. I’ll probably make some official cries for help when the game is starting to congeal. Look forward to more sketches and junk too. And, yes, articles.

Delicious articles.

I’m done yammering, now.

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