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My takes on various forms of media in the form of various other kinds of media.

Aoi Pantsu-Man Densetsu IX

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The Bible should have a cover like this.

Mega Man 9 (WiiWare/PSN/XBox Live Arcade)
2008 Capcom/Inticreates

The Short Version: KABLOOPLPLPLP! Danana nana na, danana nana na, Dada da! Dada da! Da danana naaaaaaaa~!

Nostalgia was once considered a mental illness, you know.

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Yellow Hal.

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Air Fortress (NES)
HAL Labs (Their minds are going.)

The Short Version: Remember how cool that escape sequence from Metroid was? What if we made a game that did that eight times with sluggish controls and a hero with none of the perks and upgrades who loses health steadily from any sort of strenuous activity like walking? TOTALLY RAD! Also, Jesus, I use too many parentheses in the course of this review.

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Shooting & Polygons

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Sin&Punishment: Successor of the Earth (N64 via Wii VC)
2004 Nintendo/Treasure

The Short Version: It’s kind of like a 3-D Gunstar Heroes, only Treasure is trying to be DARK this time. If you like shooting virtual bugs and don’t get motion sick, this is your game!

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