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The /Thing/… Of Fighters

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I can’t stick to an article itinerary to save my life here, but what fun would this place be if it was predictable?

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NeoGeo Battle Coliseum(PS2)
2006 SNK/Playmore

In a nutshell: Given the choice between [KOF XI] and [NGBC]… I’d take the seasick crocodile~! [latter.] Essentially blending the superb SNK fighting games with a Marvel vs. Capcom-style tag system, NGBC surpasses even KOF XI in fun, but the roster leans a bit towards the WTF.

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Wallopin’ Wanzers!

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I will seriously shut up about this game after this.

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Front Mission(NDS by way of necromancy)
Square/Enix (but who are we kidding, it’s a Square game from over a decade ago)

In a nutshell: Highly customizable mechanized wargame that’s worth a look if you like gritty sci-fi and/or micromanaging of large armies.

Or guys named Peewee.

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More on Hero’s Cape then I’ll shut up

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HEROSCAPE: THE BATTLE OF ALL TIME
Milton Bradley/Hasbro (no console- WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE)

In a nutshell: I really want to play a strategy RPG, but my hometown has no electricity!

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Christianity Will Explode Your Head Yet.

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Even among batshit crazy religious edutainment games, this one is special premium insane guano.

“Did Noah play and have fun with the animals, with racing games? Racing games, wow!”

I mean come on. You people are making me long for the quiet, dignified performance of Captain Novolin.

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