Category: Banter

AAAAAAHHHH AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER ELECTRONIC DISTRIBUTION OF OBSCURE PLATFORMING TITLES (I don't give a shit if I'm the only one who gives a shit.)

Half-Minute Hero(AKA: Yuusha 30) (PSP) Marvelous Entertainment The Short Version: A retro RPG shortened to the point it's a complete joke. You arrive on an island, are tasked by the goddess of time to stop…

A ConAgra plant apparently exploded or something, and no store in the area has any Slim Jims left. In a related(?) story, I was nearly hit by a pickup truck painted in the colors of…

GREAT CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN GAMING: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor posits that the Japanese equivalent to the FCC has been planting small electromagnetic chips in all electronics since 2006, designed to simultaneously emit a wave…