When
a game does well, it's only natural that the developers assume doing
it again with some awkward changes will be an even bigger hit. Such
began the years when Contra pretentiously changed its name to just a
'C.' Super C. A name fit for a washed-out before- the-
rinse- cycle hiphop singer.
Instead
of Contra Island or whatever, the helicopter drops you smack dab in
the middle of Los Angeles. Looks like the Red Falcon are up to their
old tricks again, spreading hellfire and chaos while promoting physical
fitness through random jogging. The guys with red batters' helmets still
stand around looking through the wrong end of a scope, but they've replaced
backpackers with purple guys in green overalls. This ticks me off because,
as we've seen, they hire white people, purple mutants, and demon aliens,
but no minorities. And the Contra guys are just two guys, they ain't
hiring. Anyway, now you're running through the streets, shooting at
everything, wondering when the bad guys will suddenly start turning
into Guyver rejects. Fact is, the coolest thing I saw was a tank with
three guys hanging out of it and part of an electric fence taped to
the front.
The
level progression in this game doesn't make a lot of sense, further
emphasizing Contra is more fun if you don't apply real-world thought
to it. Like how your little man can fire in a perfectly straight line
while curled into a ball and somersaulting through the air, or why your
guy always makes a little fart sound when he gets shot instead of grunting.
When you shoot down the helicopter that dropped you off, you walk into
a building. Inside, you'll be pleased to see it's big enough to support
a series of tanks with gatling gun toting plastic army men for support.
The green ones just kind of amble around, but the red ones will shoot
at you. Then the thid level is a jungle. I can believe a tank
expo is taking place in this building, but it's hard for me to buy that
walking through the back door leads to an on-campus rain forest. And
yes, more purple joggers and pink deer hunters await, in addition to
a big mass of guns and used car parts that kind of looks like a robot
spider but is probably Satan's hamster, given the last game.
Yeah,
eventually the enemies get all twisted and demonic, but the joggers
continue to happily bounce along in their purple jumpsuits no matter
which intestine you're in. And I forget the last boss was, but it wasn't
as cool a huge alien head puking cocktail shrimp at you.
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