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7? Really, now?

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The real thing is shiiiny.
The real thing is shiiiny.

Metal Slug 7 (NDS)
2008 SNK Playmore/Ignition

The Short Version: Hey look. It’s a new Metal Slug game. I wonder if you get to shoot droves of dopey looking soldiers, save hostages, then fight a gigantic contraption at the end of every level? It would sure be great if they could work some kind of a dating sim element in there too!

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For Once I Talk About GUTS and GaoGaiGar Is Not Involved

For Once I Talk About GUTS and GaoGaiGar Is Not Involved published on 3 Comments on For Once I Talk About GUTS and GaoGaiGar Is Not Involved

REPO! The Genetic Opera
2008/2009 Lion’s Gate Pictures

The Short Version: In a dystopian future, GeneCo saves the lives of millions by creating financing plans for organ transplants, then encouraging people to undergo painful elective surgery that hooks them on a crazy futuristic painkiller- then turns around and has it made legal for masked assassins to perform bloody ‘repossessions.’

And it’s a musical.

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They See Me Rollergamin’… They Hatin’

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Just to let you know, I’m still alive here, even though not updating in over a week kind of breaks down to a three month coma in INTERNET TIME.

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Rollergames (NES)
1990 Konami

The Short Version: Unfun at any speed.

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